“What Whiskey Will Not Cure...There Is No Cure For!”
— Irish Proverb
“The light music of whiskey falling into a glass...an agreeable interlude!”
— James Joyce
“Whisky is liquid sunshine.”
— George Bernard Shaw
“Work is the curse of the drinking class.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.”
— Mark Twain
“Courage is a vitamin best swallowed with whiskey.”
— Jarod Kintz
“When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Whiskey Sours.”
— W.C. Fields
“Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.”
— Johnny Carson
“It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.”
— Ronnie Corbett
“You can’t find the answers on the bottom of a whiskey glass, but if you look hard enough you’ll forget the questions.”
— George Patterson
“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.”
— W.C. Fields
“Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won’t cure a cold.”
— Jerry Vale
"Never cry over spilled milk, it could have been whiskey.”
— Maverick
“Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.”
— Abraham Lincoln
“Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities.”
— Lord Dunsany
“What butter and whiskey won't cure, there is no cure for.”
— Irish Saying
“Give me coffee to change the things I can, and whiskey to accept the things I can't!”
—Unknown
“Cream needs to be as rich as an Irish Brogue.
Coffee needs to be as strong as a friendly hand.
Sugar needs to be as sweet as the tongue of a Rogue.
Whiskey needs to be as smooth as the Wit of the Land.”
—Chef Joe Sheridan about the ingredients for an Irish Coffee
